Breaking News...

The auditions are nearly complete... So far, only one team has faced blatant, utter rejection.  Earlier this week, a team who forgot to bring their "A" Game was simply shunned by the ultra-experienced, well-dressed, (did I mention criminally handsome?) long-time performance coach, Neill Alleva.

Reports are surfacing that the rejected team is taking it very hard.  Members of the team (seen below) are trying to take control in what appears to be a Lord-of-the-Flies-esque manner.  Analysis of this photo has revealed that the documents being signed are secession papers.. The three soon-to-be ex-members are attempting to secretly form a new trio team which will be called "The Bait n' Tackles".  The meaning has yet to be discovered..

Former world ping-pong champion, writer, director, and expert coach Matthew Jacobs will really have his hands full with this team (no pun intended).  In the spirit of Partybus, I.. Robert Monahan III, would like to extend this self-help video to get the inexperienced team through these troubled times.